Today I am feeling pretty much like this:
…but I’ve decided that, in future when people ask how I am, I will refer them to the appropriate one of the following:
This is how I’d love it to go down, ie. Sansa sticking a dagger (Valyrian steel!) into Joffrey’s fat head. But alas, I don’t think it will.
Cersei Lannister takes games of all kind very seriously.